As John Goodman said in The Big Lebowski, "OVER THE LINE!"

For the longest time, I have appreciated the semi-voyeuristic nature of Google's Street View. I've seen such amazing sites as someone's house on fire, a guy passed out on his lawn, and multitudes of other humorous incidents of people's shitty lives being used to give people directions.

But the tables have turned. The house I grew up in is in Street View.

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Now everyone knows that my parents are the rednecks of the neighborhood, what with all of our cars in the front yard.

It makes me wonder: why do none of their neighbors park their cars in their driveways? Who parks in a garage? That is where you put old computers and dead bodies. Seriously, I took that Google camera around half of our neighborhood and everyone seems to actually use their garages.

Fucking Renton.